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Category: Sleep
Message: Well I am going to go lay down somewhere.... couch.... bed...stairs... floor...wherever I get first...so based on the previous statement.... I should b right near the computer.
Submitted By: Jack

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(YOUR NAME) was here but left for a beer!
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2.8/5 (55 votes)

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Let me check my watch.....Yup right on time for killing my liver and lungs before I graduate
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2.6/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: Bobby
Army Salvation! Army Salvation! Put A Penny In The Drum, Save Another Drunkin Bum!
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2.5/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: tates
Urinating ... with drinking in between =)
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2.2/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: ADIDAS3181
Aren't you cool! I want everyone to know how drunk I was last night too!
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2.0/5 (110 votes)

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Some people say that you're funnier when you are drunk...I'm out testing to see if that's true.
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2.0/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: solarcriisdark
Teen drinking is very bad ... Yo, I got a fake ID dog!
Out drinking-peace
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1.6/5 (168 votes)

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