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Message: Drop me a message while I drop something in the toilet.
Submitted By: BasketBallJonezX

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A drunk girl's words are a sober girl's thoughts...
Wait for me to come back, and see what I have to say ;)
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3.8/5 (218 votes)

Submitted by: Jade752
There are no absolutes in life or love -only vodka
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3.8/5 (151 votes)

Submitted by: st830
To alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson
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3.8/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: bigcrash4x
Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him 'cause you were out getting drunk.
He'll understand.
|r|e|s|p|o|n|s|i|b|i|l|i|t|y|
Your anti-drug.
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3.8/5 (177 votes)

Submitted by: whawk49
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Paul Hornung
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3.8/5 (30 votes)

Submitted by: Z
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not! Out Drinking!! :-X
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3.7/5 (183 votes)

Submitted by: Mary
Whiskey is yellow,
Vodka is clear,
But I ain't got neither of those,
So I'm drinkin me a beer.
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3.7/5 (186 votes)

Submitted by: boobiez8569
Drugs may lead to nowhere but at least itís the scenic route.
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3.7/5 (138 votes)

Submitted by: Zach
God made pot, Man made beer. Who do you trust?
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3.7/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: bumblebee
Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis revealing the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were given 6 cans of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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3.7/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: IndigoFlo
I don't curse, I don't smoke, and I don't drink alcohol.
Ohh, F**k I left my cigaretts at the bar.
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3.6/5 (125 votes)

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WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a disgruntled peanut..
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3.6/5 (99 votes)

Submitted by: angelhollz



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