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I am picking the green bugs off my butt while corrupting my pet turtle ... DO NOT DISTURB!
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Submitted by: EviLpoPtArtCrumB |
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HI you have reached (your screen name)I am not here right now. If you weren't blind you would know that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3.2/5 (244 votes)
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Submitted by: Unknown |
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You don't smell sex and candy for no reason, I am busy.
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3.0/5 (261 votes)
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Submitted by: franz |
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Can't You see my Do Not Disturb sign? It says Do Not Disturb, but since now that you've disturbed a disturbing person your never going to want to disturb me again.
- Currently 3.46/5
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3.5/5 (265 votes)
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Submitted by: SkReAmLeSsNaMe |
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I'm busy. If you IM me, I will kill your parents.
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3.0/5 (293 votes)
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Submitted by: MARKYmark2104 |
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If disturb me the consequences are:
1) i'll hate you
2) i'll hate you even more
3) i'll hate you even more then that
4) i'll hate you even more then i did three times before
(300 times later)
300) i'll hate you even more then i hated you the other 299 times.
- Currently 3.14/5
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3.1/5 (341 votes)
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Submitted by: Lilcoolkid10101 |
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DO NOT DISTURB
Violators will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.
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4.2/5 (497 votes)
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Submitted by: Calisweety45 |
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