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Category: Christmas
Message: Oh, Christmas tree, Oh, Christmas tree, why did you fall on top of me? You broke my leg, you killed my dog. You electrocuted Santa Claus. Oh, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree, Why did you fall on top of me?
Submitted By: MeRrY ChRiStMaS

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DO NOT DISTURB
Violators will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.
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4.2/5 (497 votes)

Submitted by: Calisweety45
I'm busy. If you IM me, I will kill your parents.
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3.0/5 (293 votes)

Submitted by: MARKYmark2104
You don't smell sex and candy for no reason, I am busy.
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3.0/5 (261 votes)

Submitted by: franz
HI you have reached (your screen name)I am not here right now. If you weren't blind you would know that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3.2/5 (244 votes)

Submitted by: Unknown
Can't You see my Do Not Disturb sign? It says Do Not Disturb, but since now that you've disturbed a disturbing person your never going to want to disturb me again.
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3.5/5 (265 votes)

Submitted by: SkReAmLeSsNaMe
If disturb me the consequences are:
1) i'll hate you
2) i'll hate you even more
3) i'll hate you even more then that
4) i'll hate you even more then i did three times before
(300 times later)
300) i'll hate you even more then i hated you the other 299 times.
  • Currently 3.14/5
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3.1/5 (341 votes)

Submitted by: Lilcoolkid10101
I am picking the green bugs off my butt while corrupting my pet turtle ... DO NOT DISTURB!
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2.4/5 (242 votes)

Submitted by: EviLpoPtArtCrumB



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