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Message: Forget his name
Forget his face
Forget his kiss
His warm embrace
Forget the love that you once knew
Remember he has someone new
Forget him when they played your song
Remember when you cried all night long
Forget how close you once were
Remember he has choosen her
Forget how you memorized his walk
Forget the way he use to talk
Forget the things he use to say
Remember he has gone away
Forget his laugh forget his grin
Forget the dimples on his face
Forget the way he held you tight
Remember hes with her tonight
Forget the time that went so fast
Forget the love that moved, its past
Forget he said he'd leave you never
Remember that he's gone forever
Submitted By: muzicggirl

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Chuck Norris Facts, Away Messages

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
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4.3/5 (348 votes)

Submitted by: NiCoLe ToOkAiSiX
Chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
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4.3/5 (259 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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4.2/5 (243 votes)

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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4.3/5 (225 votes)

Submitted by: Dazd N Confuzd
Chuck norris counted to infinity......twice
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4.2/5 (223 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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4.3/5 (221 votes)

Submitted by: xblackxtears17x
The phrase "Made by Chuck Norris," is imprinted beneath the surface of China
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4.1/5 (203 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissax
Superman has Chuck Norris' pajamas
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4.2/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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4.2/5 (201 votes)

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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4.1/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: lalala3322
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the grim reaper just didnít have the courage to tell him.
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4.3/5 (175 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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4.2/5 (149 votes)

Submitted by: sillyrabbit

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