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Message: I went to potty land and won't be back for another 10 hours, I hope we can talk later.
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Chuck Norris Facts, Away Messages

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
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4.3/5 (348 votes)

Submitted by: NiCoLe ToOkAiSiX
Chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
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4.3/5 (259 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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4.2/5 (243 votes)

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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4.3/5 (225 votes)

Submitted by: Dazd N Confuzd
Chuck norris counted to infinity......twice
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4.2/5 (223 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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4.3/5 (221 votes)

Submitted by: xblackxtears17x
The phrase "Made by Chuck Norris," is imprinted beneath the surface of China
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4.1/5 (203 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissax
Superman has Chuck Norris' pajamas
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4.2/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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4.2/5 (201 votes)

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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4.1/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: lalala3322
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the grim reaper just didnít have the courage to tell him.
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4.3/5 (175 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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4.2/5 (149 votes)

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