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Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly, stings like a Tomahawk missile...going at Mach 3...right at your face.
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3.3/5 (83 votes)
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Submitted by: Li Motosaki |
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Chuck Norris can spontanously combust...AT WILL.
- Currently 3.89/5
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3.9/5 (61 votes)
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Submitted by: Li Motosaki |
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Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip
- Currently 3.81/5
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3.8/5 (127 votes)
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Submitted by: ___DIExROMANTIC |
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Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep...he waits.
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3.6/5 (73 votes)
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Submitted by: xxlaruissaxx |
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Chuck Norris donates blood to the Red Cross ... just not his own.
- Currently 4.09/5
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4.1/5 (100 votes)
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Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx |
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
- Currently 3.95/5
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3.9/5 (73 votes)
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Submitted by: xxlaruissaxx |
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Chuck Norris puts the "laugher" in "manslaughter."
- Currently 3.89/5
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3.9/5 (105 votes)
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Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx |
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Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
- Currently 3.93/5
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3.9/5 (80 votes)
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Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx |
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If you see Chuck Norris crying, he will grant you one wish ... if your wish is dieing.
- Currently 2.94/5
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2.9/5 (90 votes)
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Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx |
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Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the grim reaper just didn’t have the courage to tell him.
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4.3/5 (175 votes)
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Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx |
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Chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
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4.3/5 (259 votes)
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Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx |
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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3.9/5 (120 votes)
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Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx |
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