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Category: Hanukkah
Message: You know you are a Jew on christmas when:
1)You work and get more money for it
2)After your hard days work you order chinese food
3)You then pick up you food and enjoy with a Dr. Browns soda
4)You catch a movie
5)You sleep
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Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly, stings like a Tomahawk missile...going at Mach 3...right at your face.
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3.3/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: Li Motosaki
Chuck Norris can spontanously combust...AT WILL.
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3.9/5 (61 votes)

Submitted by: Li Motosaki
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip
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3.8/5 (127 votes)

Submitted by: ___DIExROMANTIC
Chuck Norris doesnít sleep...he waits.
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3.6/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaruissaxx
Chuck Norris donates blood to the Red Cross ... just not his own.
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4.1/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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3.9/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaruissaxx
Chuck Norris puts the "laugher" in "manslaughter."
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3.9/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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3.9/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
If you see Chuck Norris crying, he will grant you one wish ... if your wish is dieing.
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2.9/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the grim reaper just didnít have the courage to tell him.
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4.3/5 (175 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
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4.3/5 (259 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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3.9/5 (120 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx

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