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Category: Valentines
Message: Love and friendship fills the air
People smiling and laughing everywhere
Each kiss costs a dime
So take a ticket and wait in line
Oh what a bore this day can be
I love you so much, can't you see!
You get a card that someone sends
Most people waiting for this day to end
Since they don't have one to admire
They sit at home and cry near the fire
Pastel pink nails, and firery red roses
The cold weather makes cherry red noses
Hugs are exchanged and cards will be sent
And thats how I realised what Valentines ment!
Submitted By: By Cat and Bri

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Chuck Norris Facts, Away Messages

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Chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
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4.3/5 (259 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
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4.3/5 (349 votes)

Submitted by: NiCoLe ToOkAiSiX
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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4.3/5 (226 votes)

Submitted by: Dazd N Confuzd
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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4.3/5 (221 votes)

Submitted by: xblackxtears17x
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the grim reaper just didnít have the courage to tell him.
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4.3/5 (175 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Superman has Chuck Norris' pajamas
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4.2/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Chuck norris counted to infinity......twice
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4.2/5 (223 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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4.2/5 (201 votes)

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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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4.2/5 (149 votes)

Submitted by: sillyrabbit
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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4.2/5 (243 votes)

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The phrase "Made by Chuck Norris," is imprinted beneath the surface of China
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4.1/5 (203 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissax
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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4.1/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: lalala3322

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