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Message: Im standing on the bridge, im waiting in the dark, i thought that you'd be here by now, theres nothing but the rain, no footsteps on the ground, im listening but theres no sound, isnt anyone trying to find me? wont somebody come take me home? its a damn cold night.
Submitted By: punkrbabe

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Chuck Norris Facts, Away Messages

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One time in an airport a guy accidentally called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.
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3.3/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx
Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly, stings like a Tomahawk missile...going at Mach 3...right at your face.
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3.3/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: Li Motosaki
If you see Chuck Norris crying, he will grant you one wish ... if your wish is dieing.
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2.9/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx

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