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Chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
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4.3/5 (260 votes)
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Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx |
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
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4.3/5 (350 votes)
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Submitted by: NiCoLe ToOkAiSiX |
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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4.3/5 (228 votes)
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Submitted by: Dazd N Confuzd |
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The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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4.3/5 (222 votes)
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Submitted by: xblackxtears17x |
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Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the grim reaper just didn’t have the courage to tell him.
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4.3/5 (176 votes)
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Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx |
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Superman has Chuck Norris' pajamas
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4.2/5 (204 votes)
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Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx |
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Chuck norris counted to infinity......twice
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4.2/5 (224 votes)
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Submitted by: xxlaurissaxx |
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When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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4.2/5 (202 votes)
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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4.2/5 (149 votes)
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Submitted by: sillyrabbit |
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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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4.2/5 (243 votes)
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The phrase "Made by Chuck Norris," is imprinted beneath the surface of China
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4.1/5 (203 votes)
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Submitted by: xxlaurissax |
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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4.1/5 (188 votes)
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