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Whoever created Santa Clause must have had a hell of an imagination!
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Submitted by: PsychodelicFuzz |
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Hey there! I want to wish you a merry christm*ass*!
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Submitted by: sweetypieinablanket |
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If Santa really knows if I have been naughty or nice; then he sure is going to have alot of dirt on me!
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Submitted by: MrRichdawg815 |
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Sorry, I am too busy ripping open Christmas presents to talk to you.
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Submitted by: SouthernChick838 |
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Well, this time of year, I have a long attention span, so I can remember to open my presents!
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Submitted by: stargirl92821 |
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Isn't Santa being bad? I mean he breaks into everyone's house in all the world on Christmas, and he takes all those cookies and milk from those poor kids. Santa should be in jail!
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Submitted by: dazzledog |
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Do you think your cool that your spending your day on the computer on christmas day?!?! haha your not! Go play with your toys now!! ....
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Submitted by: Samshot! |
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Sorry I'm away it could be for the following Reasons : 1. I ran out of candy canes and have to buy more 2. I ran out of egg nog and I have to buy more 3. I ran out of beer and have to buy more 4. Santa claus is at the door and is demanding more cookies. or 5. I'm out shopping the day before christmas!
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Submitted by: Rhystic02 |
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I am on a search to shoot down the fat man in the red suit. If I don't return in 1 day please call 9-1-1. Thank you.
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Submitted by: volcom1stone1122 |
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It's a bird! It's a plane! Is that? Yes it is! Its Santa's sleigh coming!!! I'll be right back after I give him his cookies and the reindeer some grain.
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Submitted by: countrygirl8907 |
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There are only so many holidays in a year where you can get the whole dysfunctional family together under one roof, eat one family member out of house and home and get gifts! This is one of the wonderful holidays! MERRY CHRISTMAS! *<:-)>
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Submitted by: Fire Girlie St 1 |
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Dear Santa:
Define naughty....
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Submitted by: NiKkIkOaLa90 |
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