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Jingle bells batman smells robin layed an egg, batmobile lost its wheel and joker ranaway,HEY! Batman's in the kitchen, robin's in the hall, joker's in the bathroom pi$$ing on the wall!!!
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Submitted by: *sexy babe* |
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Today is the eve before Christmas Eve!
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Submitted by: who cares |
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Anyone got any grease? Santa is stuck in my chimney! I told my dad we needed a bigger chimney. I guess no presents this year sorry!
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Submitted by: SeXiiChicKs |
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Dear santa,
I don't need ne thing for christmas I found a boy that has givin me everything I could ever need just by simply telling me he loves me but merry x~mas ne ways
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Submitted by: Qt bayB |
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The missle toe is right above,
that usually means we have to kiss,
but I wont wanna cause your my sis
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Submitted by: miamiluva |
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In the bathroom!
merry x-mas!
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Submitted by: `~floormat~` |
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Why is Santa alwayz so0o0o0o jolly??? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live..haha.. brb
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Submitted by: anonymous |
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I love when my parents give me gifts, but when Aunts and Uncles give you gifts, it gets freaky! Be back when im done opening presents.
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The roof goes "ho, ho, ho" who would of known "ho, ho, ho" who would of known. Up in my room "ZZZZZZ, ZZZZZ, ZZZZZ", there I am sleeping waiting for old Saint Nick.
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Submitted by: christmas morgan |
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Hey people it's so close to Christmas and i'm trying so hard to be good...oh well screw being nice i'd rather be naughty and get coal! MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Submitted by: ghettobtygrl |
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If love and happiness is what christmas is all about, then how come Santa can only bring presents?
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Submitted by: karaokegirl87 |
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I am here to tell you, I asked Santa to show himself for Christmas. I believe I got what I wanted, because there is a naked fat man in my house!
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Submitted by: bebop |
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