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Category: Valentines
Message: What I think of Valentines Day
hearts and roses and kisses galore....
what the heck is all that junk for
people get mushy and start acting weird
Its definitely the most annoying day of the year
this day needs to be over with the end is near
before I shove a dozen roses up cupid's rear
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
and wear all black for the rest of the week
guys act all sweet but soon it will fade
for all they are doing is trying to get laid
the arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit
because I think love is a bunch of s**t
so theres my story.....what can say
love bites.....Screw VALENTINE'S DAY!!
Submitted By: Jumpball767

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He sees when your sleepin
he knows when your awake
doesent santa sound like a stalker, I mean if you saw a person going down your chimney you wood call the cops right......whats wrong with that picture
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2.6/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: Soccstar711711
Red Santa Oufit=$40.00
Sleigh and Reindeer=$100.00
Having you for christmas=priceless
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3.3/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: LiLBrat9018
Don't ask me what I want for christmas..because all I want is YOU!!
I love u
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2.1/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: i love u
Why does only santa get flying reindeer?
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2.0/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: mallgurl600
Practicing my christmas carols-
On the first day of christmas
my true love gave to me
a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two Turtle Doves,
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the third day.... oh f*** it
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2.4/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: haha funny
Why is santa so fat you ask? Well it 's because he goes all around the world eating cookies . Especially from you %n . You're not helping!
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3.1/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: turtleandrea
I'm the one who gives out the coal and you just IMed me on CHRISTMAS therefore you are NAUGHTY. So do you want one lump, *puts up left fist*, or two lumps *puts up right fist*?
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2.4/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: dpookiebear
1 word: CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. Actually, that's two words, but you know where I am!
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2.6/5 (11 votes)

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~*~If I had a snowflake for every reason why I love you, the whole world would be full of snowflakes~*~
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2.3/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: ?¿?¿?¿?¿?

There are four stages of a man's life. They all revolve around Santa~~
1. You believe in Santa
2. You believe Santa is fake
3. You ARE Santa**
4. You look like Santa****
**You work as Santa in a mall
****You look like Santa with the potbelly(lol)
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2.5/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: deppdarlin12190
The true meaning of christmas:
C-Credit cards
H-Hell
R-Running
I-Idiot
S- Shopping
T-Too many people in store
M-Money
A-Asking for too many gifts
S-spending $
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1.9/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: yomama
I’ve Made M¥ List, checked it Twice... as Long as your naught¥ it’s Gonna Be nice.
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2.9/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: justinshotbabygirl

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