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Message: doing homework what's new someone please tell me
Submitted By: born2shopp9

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If a fat man in red comes in the middle of the night and stuffs you into a sack, don't be scared -- it's only Santa. I told him I wanted you for Christmas.
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4.1/5 (782 votes)

Submitted by: Daffy
If I had a snowflake for everytime I thought about you, we would never have school.
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4.1/5 (559 votes)

Submitted by: TIMidator
"He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good..."

Is Santa a stalker?
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4.0/5 (506 votes)

Submitted by: ViCkY
Santa Suit rental- $25
Sled - $45
Plastic reindeer - $90
Seeing your neighbor pretending to be Santa on top of the roof and falling off......priceless
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3.9/5 (390 votes)

Submitted by: Philibert
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true...
All I want for Christmas
Is you...
Happy Holidays!!!
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3.9/5 (320 votes)

Submitted by: bebe1
Oh, Christmas tree, Oh, Christmas tree, why did you fall on top of me? You broke my leg, you killed my dog. You electrocuted Santa Claus. Oh, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree, Why did you fall on top of me?
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3.6/5 (306 votes)

Submitted by: MeRrY ChRiStMaS
Sir I want to buy these shoes....for my momma please, its christmas eve and these shoes are just her size. Could you hurry sir? Daddy says there's not much time, you see, she has been sick for quite awhile and I know these shoes will make her smile, and I want her to look beautiful, when momma meets Jesus tonight...........
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4.1/5 (218 votes)

Submitted by: Boycrazy182216
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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3.7/5 (208 votes)

Submitted by: the1 ANDonlyKINA
'Twas da night befo' Christmas & all in the hood,
Not a homie was stirring because it was all good;
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
And we all had smiles up on our grill.......
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4.0/5 (175 votes)

Submitted by: Sara34ahs
Dear Santa:
uh I can explain...
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3.5/5 (168 votes)

Submitted by: bullseye
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother"
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3.9/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: aislinn
Do you ever wonder if santa claus might be bad? I mean if I ever saw someone coming down my chimney with a bag I'd call the cops, but instead we leave him cookies...whats wrong with this picture?
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3.6/5 (143 votes)

Submitted by: WOWyouAREsad

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