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If a fat man in red comes in the middle of the night and stuffs you into a sack, don't be scared -- it's only Santa. I told him I wanted you for Christmas.
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Submitted by: Daffy |
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If I had a snowflake for everytime I thought about you, we would never have school.
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Submitted by: TIMidator |
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"He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good..."
Is Santa a stalker?
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4.0/5 (506 votes)
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Submitted by: ViCkY |
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Santa Suit rental- $25
Sled - $45
Plastic reindeer - $90
Seeing your neighbor pretending to be Santa on top of the roof and falling off......priceless
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3.9/5 (391 votes)
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Submitted by: Philibert |
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I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true...
All I want for Christmas
Is you...
Happy Holidays!!!
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Submitted by: bebe1 |
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Oh, Christmas tree, Oh, Christmas tree, why did you fall on top of me? You broke my leg, you killed my dog. You electrocuted Santa Claus. Oh, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree, Why did you fall on top of me?
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Submitted by: MeRrY ChRiStMaS |
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Sir I want to buy these shoes....for my momma please, its christmas eve and these shoes are just her size. Could you hurry sir? Daddy says there's not much time, you see, she has been sick for quite awhile and I know these shoes will make her smile, and I want her to look beautiful, when momma meets Jesus tonight...........
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Submitted by: Boycrazy182216 |
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Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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Submitted by: the1 ANDonlyKINA |
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'Twas da night befo' Christmas & all in the hood,
Not a homie was stirring because it was all good;
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
And we all had smiles up on our grill.......
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4.0/5 (175 votes)
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Submitted by: Sara34ahs |
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Dear Santa:
uh I can explain...
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Submitted by: bullseye |
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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother"
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Submitted by: aislinn |
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Do you ever wonder if santa claus might be bad? I mean if I ever saw someone coming down my chimney with a bag I'd call the cops, but instead we leave him cookies...whats wrong with this picture?
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3.6/5 (143 votes)
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Submitted by: WOWyouAREsad |
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