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I used to sing, "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth", since Santa brought me those years ago, I figured I'd start to sing, "All I want for Christmas is my two boobies!", hopefully Santa will hear me!
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Submitted by: iLoVeYeW****** |
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It's a bird! It's a plane! Is that? Yes it is! Its Santa's sleigh coming!!! I'll be right back after I give him his cookies and the reindeer some grain.
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Submitted by: countrygirl8907 |
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There are only so many holidays in a year where you can get the whole dysfunctional family together under one roof, eat one family member out of house and home and get gifts! This is one of the wonderful holidays! MERRY CHRISTMAS! *<:-)>
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Submitted by: Fire Girlie St 1 |
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Dear Santa:
Define naughty....
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Submitted by: NiKkIkOaLa90 |
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I am currently having a little "chat" with Santa Cluase about the disaster under my tree last year. I am now setting a few things clear with fat boy before he picks my presents for this year. BBL when I finshish tying Mrs.Clause and write the randsome note.
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Submitted by: Stupidhead543 |
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Every Christmas morning I wake up and look at all the presents. Then, I pee in my pants, wake up, and realize that their is a vampire staring at me.
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Submitted by: Hollow |
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Do you think your cool that your spending your day on the computer on christmas day?!?! haha your not! Go play with your toys now!! ....
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Submitted by: Samshot! |
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Sorry I'm away it could be for the following Reasons : 1. I ran out of candy canes and have to buy more 2. I ran out of egg nog and I have to buy more 3. I ran out of beer and have to buy more 4. Santa claus is at the door and is demanding more cookies. or 5. I'm out shopping the day before christmas!
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Submitted by: Rhystic02 |
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I am on a search to shoot down the fat man in the red suit. If I don't return in 1 day please call 9-1-1. Thank you.
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Submitted by: volcom1stone1122 |
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Sorry, I am too busy ripping open Christmas presents to talk to you.
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Submitted by: SouthernChick838 |
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Well, this time of year, I have a long attention span, so I can remember to open my presents!
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Submitted by: stargirl92821 |
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Isn't Santa being bad? I mean he breaks into everyone's house in all the world on Christmas, and he takes all those cookies and milk from those poor kids. Santa should be in jail!
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Submitted by: dazzledog |
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