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I’ve Made M¥ List, checked it Twice... as Long as your naught¥ it’s Gonna Be nice.
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Submitted by: justinshotbabygirl |
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In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukkah" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukkah!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"
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Submitted by: pjm |
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/\ Merry
//\\ Christmas
///\\\ Leave a Message
////\\\\ (or a present)
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Taking all the bows off my presents and sticking them to me, be back when im done wrapping me up!
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Submitted by: ~ano~ |
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He sees when your sleepin
he knows when your awake
doesent santa sound like a stalker, I mean if you saw a person going down your chimney you wood call the cops right......whats wrong with that picture
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Submitted by: Soccstar711711 |
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Red Santa Oufit=$40.00
Sleigh and Reindeer=$100.00
Having you for christmas=priceless
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Submitted by: LiLBrat9018 |
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For christmas this year,all I thought I wanted was a "certain someone".But hey,frack that,I'd rather have an IPod because IPods will always love you and will never leave you.
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Submitted by: ilovenemo541 |
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Hey Kids. I'm Santa. OH ouch I guess I hit my head. I just had one of those moments....
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Submitted by: Connie |
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Hey, Santa Clause is coming to town, TIME FOR ALCOHOLIC EGG NOG! yay!
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Submitted by: DrewHP89 |
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-Merry Christmas-
-(phone number)-
-(reason your away)-
-TTYL-
~(name)~
PS:have you been naughty>:o or niceO:-)? Remember, Santa is watching! lol;-)
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Submitted by: BurbankBaby941ks |
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Outdoor Christmas lights $100
Gifts $1000
Christmas party food $75
Electricity too much
Cute decorations that were on sale $20
Ingredients for cookies $10
The look on people's faces when they open their present- priceless
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Submitted by: butterflyangel |
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Be Naughty, Save Santa The Trip!
Merry X-mas!
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Submitted by: i<3darryl |
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