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I am here to tell you, I asked Santa to show himself for Christmas. I believe I got what I wanted, because there is a naked fat man in my house!
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Submitted by: bebop |
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Last christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away, this year to keep me from tears I'll give it to someone special.
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Submitted by: kelleybelly22 |
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Did Santa come early this year? Because you were first on my Christmas list!
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Submitted by: Ashmer11 |
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So way back when people couldn't afford fancy cars or tv sets or even heat for their homes, times were tough. But all those naughty boys and girls got coal in their stockings from Santa. Now. people think getting coal is bad, but to those kids it's a new toy! You can kick it, throw it, draw with it or burn it for heat! Coal is fun to play with! Not that I would know of course...
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Submitted by: Santas Helper |
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Santa Clause is coming to town...Santa Claus is coming to town, he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows if you've been bad or good so be BAD for goodness sake!
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Submitted by: Charlotte |
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Santa is coming tonight
And I want a car, and I want a life.
And I want a first class trip to Hawaii.
I want a lifetime supply
Of skittles & slurpees and Eskimo pies
I want a DVD,
A big screen TV,
Just bring me things that I don't need
'Cuz now it's Christmas
And I want everything
I just can't wait for
Christmas
So don't stop spending
I want a million gifts, that's right
Don't forget my Christmas list tonight
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Submitted by: blondeeforyoo19 |
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Jingle bells batman smells robin layed an egg, batmobile lost its wheel and joker ranaway,HEY! Batman's in the kitchen, robin's in the hall, joker's in the bathroom pi$$ing on the wall!!!
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Submitted by: *sexy babe* |
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Today is the eve before Christmas Eve!
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Submitted by: who cares |
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Anyone got any grease? Santa is stuck in my chimney! I told my dad we needed a bigger chimney. I guess no presents this year sorry!
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Submitted by: SeXiiChicKs |
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Dear santa,
I don't need ne thing for christmas I found a boy that has givin me everything I could ever need just by simply telling me he loves me but merry x~mas ne ways
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Submitted by: Qt bayB |
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The missle toe is right above,
that usually means we have to kiss,
but I wont wanna cause your my sis
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Submitted by: miamiluva |
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In the bathroom!
merry x-mas!
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Submitted by: `~floormat~` |
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