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With a face like this, who needs mistletoe? Be back later.
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Submitted by: booger |
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I too upset to talk to anyone; someone told me Santa isn't real. Leave me a message and I will get back to after some counseling.
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Submitted by: Reef |
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Now kids, the presents that all of you exchange on Christmas
Represents the gifts that baby Jesus received the night He was born
He got all His presents from three wise men
Who followed a star
And walked a long, long way to the stable
So everytime you tear open one of your presents
Think about that baby and say
"Happy birthday Jesus
I'll open this one for You"
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3.9/5 (87 votes)
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Submitted by: troublejr88 |
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C-candycanes
H-happiness
R-rudolph
I-icicles
S-santa
T-tinsle
M-money
A-antlers
S-spending $
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Submitted by: 7844563219054651 |
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Oh Santa clause, Santa clause, why are you so fat? I was sleeping peacefully, but now my bed is flat, oh Santa clause, Santa clause, how much do you weigh? I’m glad I’m not a reindeer, who has to pull your sleigh! OMG! Santa fell through my ceiling! BBL
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Submitted by: taydertot |
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I asked Santa if I can have you for christmas and he said no. So then I hit him in the face and called him a ho.
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Submitted by: JGBaLLeR |
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Hey everybody! Guess what!! Duh....it's Christmas! So, go play with all of your toys! That's what I'm doing! ttyl
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As you sit wondering what you should get me for Christmas just ask yourself: is it returnable?
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Submitted by: Ltstcraze |
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All I want for christmas is you baby. So put a bow on and let me un wrap you. ;)
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Submitted by: qtkjunkatt |
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Ohhhh grandma got ran over by a reindeer! walking home from our house Christmas eve.....wait wait, stop the music... maybe I should go check on her, who's gonna make dinner tomorrow morning if she's gone!.... *DOOR SLAM* grandma? "Hey now Prancer, you take your hoofs off her! Don’t make me get out Santa’s whip! yeahhhh that’s what I thought."
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3.2/5 (122 votes)
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Submitted by: BabyGurl5875 |
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Ho ho ho
Under the mistle toe
Kiss me once kiss me twice
Are you naughty or are you nice?
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3.2/5 (126 votes)
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Submitted by: tinkerbell292929 |
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I'm making my christmas list...how do you spell your name?
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Submitted by: babi_gurl859 |
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