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You've been naughty so here's the scoop...all you get for Christmas is snowman poop!!
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Submitted by: 007fromheaven |
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I know why I can't think of what I want for Christmas!! I already have you.
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Submitted by: Rockerchic2988 |
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
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Submitted by: RoxyGirly07 |
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Well the weather outside was whitened,
then the dog did somethin frightnin,
he had no other place to go!
yellow snow yellow...oh no! not on frosty!!
brb I got to make another snow man!!!:-b
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Submitted by: SoccerKitty923 |
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How do you tell if a reindeer has been in your refrigerator?
The hoof prints in the butter.
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Submitted by: barlowgirl |
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Santa asked me "What do you want for Christmas?" I said "A want a barbie and a G.I. Joe" He said " Doesn't barbie come with Ken?" I said" No, She just fakes it with Ken" BRB.
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Submitted by: Cutiegirl43 |
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I'm saving Santa a trip...I'm being Naughty ;)
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Submitted by: SquirrelDancer |
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Christmas ROCKS! What other time of year do you get to sit around a dead tree in your living room and eat candy out of oversized socks?!?:-) lol well, I'm out proving to the lil elf on the roof that I can fly, well if i'm not back soon you know what happened, I couldn't fly!!!
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Submitted by: ?¿?¿?¿?¿ |
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If my left leg was Thanksgiving and my right leg was Christmas you'd be between them right now.
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Submitted by: anna |
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I want a hippopotamous for Christmas,
Only a hippopotamous will doooo,
No crocodiles, or rhinosauruseses,
I only like hippopotamouses,
And hippopotamouses like me toooo!!
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2.9/5 (69 votes)
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I'm stuck under the mistletoe. Please help me get out!
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3.3/5 (73 votes)
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Submitted by: Euphchick2007 |
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I wish I were santa, then I would know who all the naughty boys were and where they lived. ;D
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4.0/5 (74 votes)
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Submitted by: Sarah |
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