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*~*~*All I want for Christmas is YOU!! :-* *~*~*
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2.5/5 (33 votes)
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Submitted by: cherrychic6916 |
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[M].:.[E].:.[R].:.[R].:.[Y]
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Submitted by: ..:MiZz SwEeTs:.. |
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Christmas: that time of the year when the world of capitalism tries to convince you that the amount of money you spend is directly proportional to how much you love someone. Typically starts mid-October and ends with New Year's Day sales.
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus...and now I'm at the hospital recovering cause that was just plain sick. Be home soon.
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2.4/5 (36 votes)
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Submitted by: Caneily |
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T'was the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. Mom at the warehouse, dad smoking grass, I had just settled down for a nice piece of a**, when out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew in a moment it must be st. nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment that f*cker had fell. He filled all our stocking with pretzels and beer and a big rubber d*** for my brother the queer. He went up the chimney with a tip of his hat, Merry Christmas to all, damn "he's fat".
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3.1/5 (37 votes)
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Submitted by: Prancer |
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"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!"
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Submitted by: Mar_iss |
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It's Christmas again, so I'm putting up my tree. . .Oh no! It's alive! Help!! Save me!!! It's coming closer and closer and--
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Submitted by: barlowgirl |
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Hold on I'm putting up my tree! O s**t it fell on me, this could take a little while.
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Submitted by: hclover35 |
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Santa must be rich.......because coal is expensive and how does he get enough for everyone.
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3.3/5 (38 votes)
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Submitted by: jmoney358 |
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Sled $45.00
Plastic Reindeer $90.00
Getting a present from Santa: Priceless
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Submitted by: s214 |
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I am out like a light on a christmas tree!
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2.9/5 (42 votes)
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Submitted by: Beachsugar782 |
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~*~I was outside counting the snowflakes and matching each one with a reason why I love you...I was doing good until I ran out of snowflakes~*~
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Submitted by: ?¿?¿?¿?¿? |
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