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Message: "life is like a test, always struggling to make whats wrong right"
Submitted By: Angelma2004

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Why does only santa get flying reindeer?
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2.0/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: mallgurl600
I am currently having a little "chat" with Santa Cluase about the disaster under my tree last year. I am now setting a few things clear with fat boy before he picks my presents for this year. BBL when I finshish tying Mrs.Clause and write the randsome note.
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3.4/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: Stupidhead543
Today is the eve before Christmas Eve!
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1.7/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: who cares
If love and happiness is what christmas is all about, then how come Santa can only bring presents?
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2.1/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: karaokegirl87
Did Santa come early this year? Because you were first on my Christmas list!
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2.4/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: Ashmer11
Santa can you hear me?
I have been so good this year and all I want is one thing
Tell me my true love is near
He's all I want, just for me underneath my christmas tree
I'll be waiting here.
Santa thats my only wish this year.
oohhh ohh yeah
Christmas Eve I just can't sleep
Would I be wrong for taking a peek?
Cause I heard that your coming to town
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2.8/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: fishea162
Christmas presents:$507
Stocking stuffers: $85
The speed of unwrapping presents:priceless
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2.8/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: none
I Saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause..What a slut mommy is!
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2.0/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: 2cute4u01
Taking all the bows off my presents and sticking them to me, be back when im done wrapping me up!
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3.2/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: ~ano~
Practicing my christmas carols-
On the first day of christmas
my true love gave to me
a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two Turtle Doves,
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the third day.... oh f*** it
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2.4/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: haha funny
Jingle bells batman smells robin layed an egg, batmobile lost its wheel and joker ranaway,HEY! Batman's in the kitchen, robin's in the hall, joker's in the bathroom pi$$ing on the wall!!!
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1.9/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: *sexy babe*
Dear Santa:
uh I can explain...
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3.5/5 (168 votes)

Submitted by: bullseye

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