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I asked Santa if I can have you for christmas and he said no. So then I hit him in the face and called him a ho.
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Submitted by: JGBaLLeR |
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Hey out throwin snowballs at those damn annoying little kids.... bbl, when i'm done turning one into a friggin' snowman...
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Submitted by: ConverseGrl1019 |
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Hey, Santa Clause is coming to town, TIME FOR ALCOHOLIC EGG NOG! yay!
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Submitted by: DrewHP89 |
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Gettin in the mood.....no not that mood! The Christmas one duhh!
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3.0/5 (16 votes)
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Submitted by: Hailey |
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Hey there! I want to wish you a merry christm*ass*!
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1.5/5 (25 votes)
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Submitted by: sweetypieinablanket |
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There are four stages of a man's life. They all revolve around Santa~~
1. You believe in Santa
2. You believe Santa is fake
3. You ARE Santa**
4. You look like Santa****
**You work as Santa in a mall
****You look like Santa with the potbelly(lol)
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2.5/5 (11 votes)
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Submitted by: deppdarlin12190 |
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Hey Kids. I'm Santa. OH ouch I guess I hit my head. I just had one of those moments....
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Submitted by: Connie |
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Hey, I am not here right now because it is Christmas morning, and I've been good all year. You, %n, must have not been good because you are not opening Christmas presents! If you want to, you can come to my house and I will share all of my presents with you! After all, this is the season of giving! Merry Christmas, %n!
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2.3/5 (8 votes)
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Submitted by: mememeeeeeee |
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1 word: CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. Actually, that's two words, but you know where I am!
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2.6/5 (11 votes)
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Oh the weather outside is frightful.. And the fire, is so, delightful...
'Sounds' good on the computer.. just be thankful your not here listening to me sing it!
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2.7/5 (7 votes)
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Submitted by: xmasangel |
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Christmas is the time of year when you give me all your presents...
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2.6/5 (8 votes)
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Submitted by: BabySmurffete |
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I am here to tell you, I asked Santa to show himself for Christmas. I believe I got what I wanted, because there is a naked fat man in my house!
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2.3/5 (9 votes)
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Submitted by: bebop |
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