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Picture with Santa: $6.00 Buying cookies and milk for Santa: $10.00 The look on your face when you see Santa's is realy your parents!.. PRICELESS
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Submitted by: tHeLoStOnE |
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In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukkah" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukkah!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"
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Submitted by: pjm |
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Clunk Clunk......OOOHHH Santas Here....That means well: one its Christmas Eve and Two I get to go and watch Santa put the presents under the tree and then go check the presents and make sure I got the biggest one, YEAH!!!Be Back after all that!!!!BYE BYE!!!!!
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Submitted by: baybegurl17 |
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/\ Merry
//\\ Christmas
///\\\ Leave a Message
////\\\\ (or a present)
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Christmas presents:$507
Stocking stuffers: $85
The speed of unwrapping presents:priceless
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Submitted by: none |
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Santa can you hear me?
I have been so good this year and all I want is one thing
Tell me my true love is near
He's all I want, just for me underneath my christmas tree
I'll be waiting here.
Santa thats my only wish this year.
oohhh ohh yeah
Christmas Eve I just can't sleep
Would I be wrong for taking a peek?
Cause I heard that your coming to town
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Submitted by: fishea162 |
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Watching the snow fall give me a call!
* * * * *
* * * * * *
(your phone # here)
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Submitted by: TiniMont24 |
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How to wrap a presant with no tape:
use gum
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Submitted by: Maddygrrl44 |
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Sleigh:$75
Snow Suit:$125
Sleighing lessons:$45
Falling of the sleigh everytime you hit a bump~ priceless
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Submitted by: lovergurl4va |
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I'm out at 7-11 because I forgot to put out milk and cookies for santa and he is sitting in my living room waiting for me to get back.
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Submitted by: will martin |
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Christmas is all about spending time with your family and it's not the receiving it's the giving...yea right it's Christmas!! Be greedy eat lots and stay up late for Santa!
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Submitted by: ~*-Kami-*~ |
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Hold on I'm putting up my tree! O s**t it fell on me, this could take a little while.
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Submitted by: hclover35 |
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