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Category: Friendship
Message: We are friends to the end
and no one can bend
what we have together
just me and you forever
If anyone asks
we'll just wear our masks
and laugh cause we're friends
and no one can make that end!
Submitted By: dizmaster14

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T'was the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. Mom at the warehouse, dad smoking grass, I had just settled down for a nice piece of a**, when out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew in a moment it must be st. nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment that f*cker had fell. He filled all our stocking with pretzels and beer and a big rubber d*** for my brother the queer. He went up the chimney with a tip of his hat, Merry Christmas to all, damn "he's fat".
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3.1/5 (37 votes)

Submitted by: Prancer
You know Santa, this year I don't want presents. Isn't Christmas about spending quality time together? And celebrating the birth of Jesus? But actually, now that I think about it, there is one small thing that I would like this Christmas. A copy of all the babes who have been naughty...GRRRR........;)
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3.1/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: callahanliz
Christmas: that time of the year when the world of capitalism tries to convince you that the amount of money you spend is directly proportional to how much you love someone. Typically starts mid-October and ends with New Year's Day sales.
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3.2/5 (34 votes)

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All I want for christmas is you baby. So put a bow on and let me un wrap you. ;)
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3.2/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: qtkjunkatt
Ohhhh grandma got ran over by a reindeer! walking home from our house Christmas eve.....wait wait, stop the music... maybe I should go check on her, who's gonna make dinner tomorrow morning if she's gone!.... *DOOR SLAM* grandma? "Hey now Prancer, you take your hoofs off her! Donít make me get out Santaís whip! yeahhhh thatís what I thought."
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3.2/5 (122 votes)

Submitted by: BabyGurl5875
Ho ho ho
Under the mistle toe
Kiss me once kiss me twice
Are you naughty or are you nice?
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3.2/5 (126 votes)

Submitted by: tinkerbell292929
Taking all the bows off my presents and sticking them to me, be back when im done wrapping me up!
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3.2/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: ~ano~
Jingle Bells, %n smells, just like rotten eggs, attemped to, put on perfume, but the bottle ran away!
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3.2/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: Kayaksara
Well, this time of year, I have a long attention span, so I can remember to open my presents!
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3.2/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: stargirl92821
On school days, we HAVE to wake up at, 7AM, but we don't want to. Then we have Christmas vacation, and on Christmas day we purposly wake up as early as we possibly can! I- I just don't get it....
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3.2/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: sn00py gurl02
Making you a home made present, be back as soon as I fish it outta the toilet. Merry Christmas Everyone!!!
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3.2/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: x00xBlindManx00x
I'm stuck under the mistletoe. Please help me get out!
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3.3/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: Euphchick2007

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