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Message: Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
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Christmas presents:$507
Stocking stuffers: $85
The speed of unwrapping presents:priceless
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2.8/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: none
Santa can you hear me?
I have been so good this year and all I want is one thing
Tell me my true love is near
He's all I want, just for me underneath my christmas tree
I'll be waiting here.
Santa thats my only wish this year.
oohhh ohh yeah
Christmas Eve I just can't sleep
Would I be wrong for taking a peek?
Cause I heard that your coming to town
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2.8/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: fishea162
I am shaking my presents trying to find out what's inside. I'll be back when I find out.
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2.8/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: Smudge124598
Watching the snow fall give me a call!
* * * * *
* * * * * *
(your phone # here)
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2.8/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: TiniMont24
How to wrap a presant with no tape:
use gum
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2.8/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Maddygrrl44
Sleigh:$75
Snow Suit:$125
Sleighing lessons:$45
Falling of the sleigh everytime you hit a bump~ priceless
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2.8/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: lovergurl4va
You've been naughty so here's the scoop...all you get for Christmas is snowman poop!!
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2.9/5 (55 votes)

Submitted by: 007fromheaven
Picture with Santa: $6.00 Buying cookies and milk for Santa: $10.00 The look on your face when you see Santa's gifts.. PRICELESS
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2.9/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: WhOo-HoO
I am out like a light on a christmas tree!
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2.9/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: Beachsugar782
C-candycanes
H-happiness
R-rudolph
I-icicles
S-santa
T-tinsle
M-money
A-antlers
S-spending $
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: 7844563219054651
I want a hippopotamous for Christmas,
Only a hippopotamous will doooo,
No crocodiles, or rhinosauruseses,
I only like hippopotamouses,
And hippopotamouses like me toooo!!
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2.9/5 (69 votes)

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Hey I think santas on crack because I saw white stuff in my presents! bbl
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2.9/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: ~xoskittles79xo~

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