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Message: When grandma got run over by a reindeer, i've always wondered how she could have both hoofprints in her forehead, an incriminating clause marks in her back. wouldn't she be run over one way or the other? if you figure it out IM me.
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Hey everybody! Guess what!! Duh....it's Christmas! So, go play with all of your toys! That's what I'm doing! ttyl
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1.2/5 (107 votes)

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Santa came and told me to give you these presents because he had to go and shave his beard, you know, lice.
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1.3/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: ~'*'~petey~'*'~
How do you tell if a reindeer has been in your refrigerator?
The hoof prints in the butter.
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1.4/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: barlowgirl
Santa is stuck on the toilet dropping the milk and cookies. Be right back when I finish stealing the presents.
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1.5/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: Alejleo
I love Christmas!! It's the only holiday that an old fat man comes down your fireplace, with a sack of toys to give you!!! Plus he eats all your cookies too!!!
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1.5/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: blondiibabii93
Hey there! I want to wish you a merry christm*ass*!
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1.5/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: sweetypieinablanket
Gone christmas shopping
naughty nice
%n me!!
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1.5/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: AlLiSoNm692
Sled $45.00
Plastic Reindeer $90.00
Getting a present from Santa: Priceless
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1.6/5 (39 votes)

Submitted by: s214
Christmas is a time of giving, here is what I am giving you; a lump of coal.
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1.6/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: ????
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin layed an egg, batmobile lost it's wheel and I got away BrB!
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1.6/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: Jaybell12
Every Christmas morning I wake up and look at all the presents. Then, I pee in my pants, wake up, and realize that their is a vampire staring at me.
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1.6/5 (22 votes)

Submitted by: Hollow
It's Christmas again, so I'm putting up my tree. . .Oh no! It's alive! Help!! Save me!!! It's coming closer and closer and--
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1.7/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: barlowgirl

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