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Hey everybody! Guess what!! Duh....it's Christmas! So, go play with all of your toys! That's what I'm doing! ttyl
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Santa came and told me to give you these presents because he had to go and shave his beard, you know, lice.
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Submitted by: ~'*'~petey~'*'~ |
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How do you tell if a reindeer has been in your refrigerator?
The hoof prints in the butter.
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Santa is stuck on the toilet dropping the milk and cookies. Be right back when I finish stealing the presents.
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Submitted by: Alejleo |
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I love Christmas!! It's the only holiday that an old fat man comes down your fireplace, with a sack of toys to give you!!! Plus he eats all your cookies too!!!
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Submitted by: blondiibabii93 |
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Hey there! I want to wish you a merry christm*ass*!
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Submitted by: sweetypieinablanket |
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Gone christmas shopping
naughty nice
%n me!!
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Submitted by: AlLiSoNm692 |
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Sled $45.00
Plastic Reindeer $90.00
Getting a present from Santa: Priceless
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Submitted by: s214 |
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Christmas is a time of giving, here is what I am giving you; a lump of coal.
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Submitted by: ?¿?¿?¿? |
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Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin layed an egg, batmobile lost it's wheel and I got away BrB!
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Submitted by: Jaybell12 |
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Every Christmas morning I wake up and look at all the presents. Then, I pee in my pants, wake up, and realize that their is a vampire staring at me.
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Submitted by: Hollow |
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It's Christmas again, so I'm putting up my tree. . .Oh no! It's alive! Help!! Save me!!! It's coming closer and closer and--
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