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Message: I woke early one morning,The Earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my window sill,He sang a song so lovely so carefree and so gay,That slowly all my troubles began to slip away.He sang of far off places Of laughter and of fun,It seemed his very trilling,brought up the morning sun.I stirred beneath the covers crept slowly out of bed,Then gently shut the window And crushed his f**king head.IM NOT A MORNING PERSON
Submitted By: thats humongus

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Lets be naughty santa wont mind!
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Submitted by: fatalbert999
Christmas = Gifts
Gifts + Me = I'm one happy person
Its Christmas BBL!
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2.7/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: samigorkissQt
Ahhhh christmas
I want:
~ a cell phone
~ a volvo
~ a life time supply of candy
~ my own phone line
~ a kitty
~ a puppy
~ my own room
~ a date with jeremy sumpter
~ a new tv
~ a xbox
WAIT
scratch all that
all I want for christmas baby
IS YOU<3
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2.7/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: mandiie54
Oh the weather outside is frightful.. And the fire, is so, delightful...
'Sounds' good on the computer.. just be thankful your not here listening to me sing it!
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2.7/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: xmasangel
Im to lazy to say happy to everything in life so heres my way
~ HAPPY CHRISTMAHANAKUANZACA~
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2.6/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: Bridgette ~er~
Christmas day is coming soon,
I'm guessing I won't see a full moon,
The snow is sweetly falling to the ground,
All of it laying in a big mound,
I'm hoping to see presents under the tree,
Also I'm wondering,
Will you still be with me?
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2.6/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: OnClaud9
Dear santa,
I don't need ne thing for christmas I found a boy that has givin me everything I could ever need just by simply telling me he loves me but merry x~mas ne ways
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2.6/5 (10 votes)

Submitted by: Qt bayB
*Christmas*
presents, family,
warmth, compliments,
*Holiday*
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2.6/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by:  Happy Holidays!
He sees when your sleepin
he knows when your awake
doesent santa sound like a stalker, I mean if you saw a person going down your chimney you wood call the cops right......whats wrong with that picture
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2.6/5 (12 votes)

Submitted by: Soccstar711711
~*~%n got ran over by a reindier~*~
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2.6/5 (7 votes)

Submitted by: xox TeDdY bEaR xox
Alright I am going to explain my problem to you, I think that one of Santa's little elves....came down my chimney and took all my wrapping paper!!!
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Submitted by: chicabonita
1 word: CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. Actually, that's two words, but you know where I am!
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2.6/5 (11 votes)

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