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Message: Gone, like your moms virginity
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In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukkah" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukkah!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"
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Submitted by: pjm
Clunk Clunk......OOOHHH Santas Here....That means well: one its Christmas Eve and Two I get to go and watch Santa put the presents under the tree and then go check the presents and make sure I got the biggest one, YEAH!!!Be Back after all that!!!!BYE BYE!!!!!
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Submitted by: baybegurl17
/\ Merry
//\\ Christmas
///\\\ Leave a Message
////\\\\ (or a present)
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Christmas presents:$507
Stocking stuffers: $85
The speed of unwrapping presents:priceless
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Submitted by: none
Santa can you hear me?
I have been so good this year and all I want is one thing
Tell me my true love is near
He's all I want, just for me underneath my christmas tree
I'll be waiting here.
Santa thats my only wish this year.
oohhh ohh yeah
Christmas Eve I just can't sleep
Would I be wrong for taking a peek?
Cause I heard that your coming to town
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2.8/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: fishea162
I am shaking my presents trying to find out what's inside. I'll be back when I find out.
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2.8/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: Smudge124598
Watching the snow fall give me a call!
* * * * *
* * * * * *
(your phone # here)
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2.8/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: TiniMont24
How to wrap a presant with no tape:
use gum
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2.8/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Maddygrrl44
Sleigh:$75
Snow Suit:$125
Sleighing lessons:$45
Falling of the sleigh everytime you hit a bump~ priceless
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2.8/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: lovergurl4va
I'm out at 7-11 because I forgot to put out milk and cookies for santa and he is sitting in my living room waiting for me to get back.
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2.7/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: will martin
Christmas is all about spending time with your family and it's not the receiving it's the giving...yea right it's Christmas!! Be greedy eat lots and stay up late for Santa!
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Submitted by: ~*-Kami-*~
Hold on I'm putting up my tree! O s**t it fell on me, this could take a little while.
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2.7/5 (38 votes)

Submitted by: hclover35

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