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Category: Finals
Message: Twas the night before finals, and all throught the dorm, not a creatures was partying, not even wild Norm. The students were studying, so they wouldn't fail, and not make it to college and end up in jail. Boy, that didn't work you see, they all flunked, and now are locked in a cell with no key. All this junk was for no good, the students felt dumb, stupid, and unnamed, for they studied the wrong subjects, boy they were ashamed!
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Picture with Santa: $6.00 Buying cookies and milk for Santa: $10.00 The look on your face when you see Santa's gifts.. PRICELESS
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2.9/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: WhOo-HoO
I am out like a light on a christmas tree!
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2.9/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: Beachsugar782
C-candycanes
H-happiness
R-rudolph
I-icicles
S-santa
T-tinsle
M-money
A-antlers
S-spending $
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: 7844563219054651
I want a hippopotamous for Christmas,
Only a hippopotamous will doooo,
No crocodiles, or rhinosauruseses,
I only like hippopotamouses,
And hippopotamouses like me toooo!!
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2.9/5 (69 votes)

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Hey I think santas on crack because I saw white stuff in my presents! bbl
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2.9/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: ~xoskittles79xo~
You know, if you get a lump of coal it means you are bad, well santa should get a lump of coal b/c he says ho ho ho merrry christmas. I'm not a ho.
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2.9/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: 123321
Be Naughty, Save Santa The Trip!
Merry X-mas!
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2.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: i<3darryl
Hey out throwin snowballs at those damn annoying little kids.... bbl, when i'm done turning one into a friggin' snowman...
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2.9/5 (14 votes)

Submitted by: ConverseGrl1019
Iíve Made M• List, checked it Twice... as Long as your naught• itís Gonna Be nice.
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2.9/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: justinshotbabygirl
I'm out like a fat kid in a snowball fight! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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2.8/5 (31 votes)

Submitted by: SoccerHottie12008
Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Layed An Egg Batmobile Lost a Wheel and I Got Away..(With The Presents) Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!What Now Santa!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!BBL BYE
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2.8/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: BaybeGurl17
Picture with Santa: $6.00 Buying cookies and milk for Santa: $10.00 The look on your face when you see Santa's is realy your parents!.. PRICELESS
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2.8/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: tHeLoStOnE

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