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Message: Man: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: But would you stay there??
Submitted By: GreendayObsessed

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Christmas Away Messages
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How do you tell if a reindeer has been in your refrigerator?
The hoof prints in the butter.
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1.4/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: barlowgirl
Santa came and told me to give you these presents because he had to go and shave his beard, you know, lice.
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1.3/5 (15 votes)

Submitted by: ~'*'~petey~'*'~
Hey everybody! Guess what!! Duh....it's Christmas! So, go play with all of your toys! That's what I'm doing! ttyl
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1.2/5 (107 votes)

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