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Hey Kids. I'm Santa. OH ouch I guess I hit my head. I just had one of those moments....
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Submitted by: Connie |
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YES! Its Finally christmas! *Have A Fantastic Holiday*
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Submitted by: Angelic48 |
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Santa Clause is coming to town...Santa Claus is coming to town, he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows if you've been bad or good so be BAD for goodness sake! MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Submitted by: Charlotte |
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The roof goes "ho, ho, ho" who would of known "ho, ho, ho" who would of known. Up in my room "ZZZZZZ, ZZZZZ, ZZZZZ", there I am sleeping waiting for old Saint Nick.
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1.7/5 (10 votes)
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Submitted by: christmas morgan |
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Sled $45.00 Plastic Reindeer $90.00 Getting a present from Santa: Priceless
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Submitted by: s214 |
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Christmas is a time of giving, here is what I am giving you; a lump of coal.
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Submitted by: ?¿?¿?¿? |
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Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin layed an egg, batmobile lost it's wheel and I got away BrB!
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Submitted by: Jaybell12 |
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Every Christmas morning I wake up and look at all the presents. Then, I pee in my pants, wake up, and realize that their is a vampire staring at me.
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Submitted by: Hollow |
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Santa is stuck on the toilet dropping the milk and cookies. Be right back when I finish stealing the presents.
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Submitted by: Alejleo |
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I love Christmas!! It's the only holiday that an old fat man comes down your fireplace, with a sack of toys to give you!!! Plus he eats all your cookies too!!!
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1.5/5 (15 votes)
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Submitted by: blondiibabii93 |
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Hey there! I want to wish you a merry christm*ass*!
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1.5/5 (25 votes)
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Submitted by: sweetypieinablanket |
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Gone christmas shopping naughty nice %n me!!
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1.5/5 (19 votes)
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Submitted by: AlLiSoNm692 |
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