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Why does only santa get flying reindeer?
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Submitted by: mallgurl600 |
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I Saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause..What a slut mommy is!
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Submitted by: 2cute4u01 |
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I asked santa for a bike, I got it.
I asked santa for a dog, I got one.
I asked santa for you and he called me a ho! but the next day he said sorry he cough it all up ho ho ho
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Submitted by: yeah |
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It's begining to look alot like Christmas. So everywhere I go instead of sitting on my butt all day talking to you, I'm outside making a snowman. So leave a message and I'll get back to you soon. thanks a bunch.
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Submitted by: humhum254 |
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"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!"
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Submitted by: Mar_iss |
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Shaking my presents...boy I love christmas...BBL
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Submitted by: 2hott4u |
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Whats the best time of the year? ... Christmas!... being with family <3 having dinner <3 giving presents to friends and family...UGH!! NOT The best part is PRESENTS, NO SCHOOL, EATING!!!!
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Submitted by: tocute4u1 |
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It's a bird! It's a plane! Is that? Yes it is! Its Santa's sleigh coming!!! I'll be right back after I give him his cookies and the reindeer some grain.
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Submitted by: countrygirl8907 |
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Jingle bells batman smells robin layed an egg, batmobile lost its wheel and joker ranaway,HEY! Batman's in the kitchen, robin's in the hall, joker's in the bathroom pi$$ing on the wall!!!
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Submitted by: *sexy babe* |
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Hey people it's so close to Christmas and i'm trying so hard to be good...oh well screw being nice i'd rather be naughty and get coal! MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Submitted by: ghettobtygrl |
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Last christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away, this year to keep me from tears I'll give it to someone special.
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Submitted by: kelleybelly22 |
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The true meaning of christmas:
C-Credit cards
H-Hell
R-Running
I-Idiot
S- Shopping
T-Too many people in store
M-Money
A-Asking for too many gifts
S-spending $
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Submitted by: yomama |
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