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Christmas is the time of year where all your money goes down the drain and supposedly its Santas faullt!
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Submitted by: ????
If its Christmas, why would you be on your computer looking at peoples away messages instead of doing christmas stuff such as opening PRESENTS?
Merry Christmas!
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Submitted by: xcutestxchickx
Oh you better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout I'm tellin you why.... well you should know why.
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2.5/5 (8 votes)

Submitted by: merry christmas

There are four stages of a man's life. They all revolve around Santa~~
1. You believe in Santa
2. You believe Santa is fake
3. You ARE Santa**
4. You look like Santa****
**You work as Santa in a mall
****You look like Santa with the potbelly(lol)
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2.5/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: deppdarlin12190
Christmas is the best time of year to spend with family. Man...I sure wish my butt could be sitting here at the computer instead of pertending to be nice infront of all of my family!!!
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Submitted by: ZMEG5890
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus...and now I'm at the hospital recovering cause that was just plain sick. Be home soon.
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2.4/5 (36 votes)

Submitted by: Caneily
Sorry, I am too busy ripping open Christmas presents to talk to you.
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2.4/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: SouthernChick838
Practicing my christmas carols-
On the first day of christmas
my true love gave to me
a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two Turtle Doves,
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the third day.... oh f*** it
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2.4/5 (11 votes)

Submitted by: haha funny
Did Santa come early this year? Because you were first on my Christmas list!
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2.4/5 (9 votes)

Submitted by: Ashmer11
I'm the one who gives out the coal and you just IMed me on CHRISTMAS therefore you are NAUGHTY. So do you want one lump, *puts up left fist*, or two lumps *puts up right fist*?
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Submitted by: dpookiebear
It's Christmas ... so I am going to play in the snow ... CRAP ... When I went outside there was no snow ... Then I thought ... WHERE DO I LIVE? TEXAS ... Ooo THERE IS NO SNOW HERE ... So I am going to where there is some snow. TTYL
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Submitted by: cheerblondie187
Sorry I'm away it could be for the following Reasons : 1. I ran out of candy canes and have to buy more 2. I ran out of egg nog and I have to buy more 3. I ran out of beer and have to buy more 4. Santa claus is at the door and is demanding more cookies. or 5. I'm out shopping the day before christmas!
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2.3/5 (23 votes)

Submitted by: Rhystic02

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