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Christmas is the time of year when you give me all your presents...
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Submitted by: BabySmurffete |
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Do you know what coal really is? Reindeer poop!!(What? Reindeer have to poop also) I suggest you be good this year!
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Submitted by: cuttie tottie |
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If Santa knows when you are sleeping,
If he knows when you are awake,
And if he knows when you've been bad or good,
Does he know when you are going to the bathroom?
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Submitted by: YankeeBoy |
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I used to sing, "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth", since Santa brought me those years ago, I figured I'd start to sing, "All I want for Christmas is my two boobies!", hopefully Santa will hear me!
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Submitted by: iLoVeYeW****** |
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Santa is coming tonight
And I want a car, and I want a life.
And I want a first class trip to Hawaii.
I want a lifetime supply
Of skittles & slurpees and Eskimo pies
I want a DVD,
A big screen TV,
Just bring me things that I don't need
'Cuz now it's Christmas
And I want everything
I just can't wait for
Christmas
So don't stop spending
I want a million gifts, that's right
Don't forget my Christmas list tonight
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Submitted by: blondeeforyoo19 |
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Hey, im playin with my new toyz ........oOoOoO what does this do.....? Merry Christmas!
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Submitted by: skydaughter321 |
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Do you think your cool that your spending your day on the computer on christmas day?!?! haha your not! Go play with your toys now!! ....
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Submitted by: Samshot! |
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There are only so many holidays in a year where you can get the whole dysfunctional family together under one roof, eat one family member out of house and home and get gifts! This is one of the wonderful holidays! MERRY CHRISTMAS! *<:-)>
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Submitted by: Fire Girlie St 1 |
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I'm looking for my Christmas Presents right now, be back when I'm done.
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Submitted by: sweetlilcutie245 |
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*~*~*All I want for Christmas is YOU!! :-* *~*~*
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Submitted by: cherrychic6916 |
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It's CHRISTMAS! Do you see me IM'ing you?!
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Anyone got any grease? Santa is stuck in my chimney! I told my dad we needed a bigger chimney. I guess no presents this year sorry!
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Submitted by: SeXiiChicKs |
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