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Message: YOUR COMPUTER IS NOW INFECTED WITH A BAD VIRUS. But...
If you want to fix your computer, do what these directions tell you:
Type the following into your favorite write program (Microsoft Word, Notepad etc.):
Type an M
Type an I before the M
Make a space after the M
Type a P
Type a D after the P
Type an S right before the P
Type a U Before the P But after the S
Make a Space after the D
Type an R
Type An O BEFORE and AFTER the R
Go back to the begining
Type an A before the S and then make a space
Go to the end
Type an M Before the first O
Go to the middle
Type a T between the S and the U
Type an I inbetween the P and the D
Go to the very end.
Type an N
Now read the code out loud.
Your virus is gone!
Submitted By: hahaman821

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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother"
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3.9/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: aislinn
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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3.7/5 (208 votes)

Submitted by: the1 ANDonlyKINA
Christmas ROCKS! What other time of year do you get to sit around a dead tree in your living room and eat candy out of oversized socks?!?:-) lol well, I'm out proving to the lil elf on the roof that I can fly, well if i'm not back soon you know what happened, I couldn't fly!!!
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3.7/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: ????
With a face like this, who needs mistletoe? Be back later.
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3.7/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: booger
~*~I was outside counting the snowflakes and matching each one with a reason why I love you...I was doing good until I ran out of snowflakes~*~
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3.7/5 (42 votes)

Submitted by: ?????
It's christmas, and while I am opening my other presents, I hope I get a new heart to replace the broken one.
~later~
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3.7/5 (48 votes)

Submitted by: cancunqt12
Do you ever wonder if santa claus might be bad? I mean if I ever saw someone coming down my chimney with a bag I'd call the cops, but instead we leave him cookies...whats wrong with this picture?
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3.6/5 (143 votes)

Submitted by: WOWyouAREsad
Oh, Christmas tree, Oh, Christmas tree, why did you fall on top of me? You broke my leg, you killed my dog. You electrocuted Santa Claus. Oh, Christmas tree, O, Christmas tree, Why did you fall on top of me?
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3.6/5 (306 votes)

Submitted by: MeRrY ChRiStMaS
I asked Santa if I can have you for christmas and he said no. So then I hit him in the face and called him a ho.
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3.6/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: JGBaLLeR
Well the weather outside was whitened,
then the dog did somethin frightnin,
he had no other place to go!
yellow snow yellow...oh no! not on frosty!!
brb I got to make another snow man!!!:-b
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3.6/5 (59 votes)

Submitted by: SoccerKitty923
As you sit wondering what you should get me for Christmas just ask yourself: is it returnable?
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3.5/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: Ltstcraze
Dear Santa:
uh I can explain...
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3.5/5 (168 votes)

Submitted by: bullseye

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