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Red Santa Suit: $70.00
Black Squeaky Boots: $30.00
Red Bag for gifts: $40.00
Seeing your Dad stuck in the chimney screaming lie to your little sister: priceless
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Submitted by: Lydsman |
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If I had a snowflake for everytime I thought about you, we would never have school.
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Submitted by: TIMidator |
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If a fat man in red comes in the middle of the night and stuffs you into a sack, don't be scared -- it's only Santa. I told him I wanted you for Christmas.
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Submitted by: Daffy |
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Sir I want to buy these shoes....for my momma please, its christmas eve and these shoes are just her size. Could you hurry sir? Daddy says there's not much time, you see, she has been sick for quite awhile and I know these shoes will make her smile, and I want her to look beautiful, when momma meets Jesus tonight...........
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4.1/5 (218 votes)
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Submitted by: Boycrazy182216 |
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I'm making my christmas list...how do you spell your name?
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4.1/5 (130 votes)
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Submitted by: babi_gurl859 |
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"He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good..."
Is Santa a stalker?
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4.0/5 (506 votes)
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Submitted by: ViCkY |
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1 Day of Coal,
364 Days of Fun!
(I'll take my chances.)
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4.0/5 (135 votes)
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Submitted by: redheadbabee08 |
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'Twas da night befo' Christmas & all in the hood,
Not a homie was stirring because it was all good;
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
And we all had smiles up on our grill.......
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4.0/5 (175 votes)
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Submitted by: Sara34ahs |
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I wish I were santa, then I would know who all the naughty boys were and where they lived. ;D
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4.0/5 (74 votes)
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Submitted by: Sarah |
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Santa Suit rental- $25
Sled - $45
Plastic reindeer - $90
Seeing your neighbor pretending to be Santa on top of the roof and falling off......priceless
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3.9/5 (391 votes)
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Submitted by: Philibert |
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I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true...
All I want for Christmas
Is you...
Happy Holidays!!!
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3.9/5 (320 votes)
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Submitted by: bebe1 |
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Now kids, the presents that all of you exchange on Christmas
Represents the gifts that baby Jesus received the night He was born
He got all His presents from three wise men
Who followed a star
And walked a long, long way to the stable
So everytime you tear open one of your presents
Think about that baby and say
"Happy birthday Jesus
I'll open this one for You"
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3.9/5 (87 votes)
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Submitted by: troublejr88 |
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