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Category: BlondeJoke
Message: How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Submitted By: Blondye Gurl

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The flowers are blooming...the raindrops are falling...AND IM OUT CUTTIN THE F-IN GRASS!
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3.8/5 (4 votes)

Submitted by: broknwingd17
I am outside trying to kill myself with the lawn mower. I might never be back.
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Submitted by: tyler
Why can't rooms be like teflon pans and stay clean?
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Submitted by: sumi
TWO WORDS: DISHES!
oh wait that's one..oops!
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1.6/5 (5 votes)

Submitted by: boomermarie87



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