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What happened to the blonde when she tried to blow up her ex husbands car?
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe!
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3.6/5 (727 votes)

Submitted by: bobishisgoodtome
I'm out like a blonde in trig.
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2.0/5 (594 votes)

Submitted by: Ozzy
I once knew a blonde who thought a quarterback was a refund.
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3.3/5 (591 votes)

Submitted by: Michelle
I just found out Slim Shady is Eminem!!!
I HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD....brb
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2.7/5 (555 votes)

Submitted by: GreenYoshi
I'm blonde and I'm out trying to prank call 911 but I can't find the 11 be back when I find it.
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3.2/5 (530 votes)

Submitted by: americnsocerchik
Im Blonde:
I probably don't even know I'm gone
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2.2/5 (526 votes)

Submitted by: Bigallyoop
Just because you're blonde doesn't mean you have an excuse for being stupid. :-D
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2.5/5 (513 votes)

Submitted by: bobbt13
I'm not stupid but I'll admit that I'm blonde,
Just give me time ... hey look there's a bird.
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2.8/5 (511 votes)

Submitted by: iriedancer7
Why did the blonde junp out the window?? She wanted to see how her maxi pad's wings worked!
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3.2/5 (479 votes)

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What do you do when you see a one-legged blonde? Stop laughing and reload.
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2.5/5 (462 votes)

Submitted by: TurtlesR117
What is the smartest blonde? Let me think. Apparently not you, it must be the Golden Retriever.
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2.8/5 (435 votes)

Submitted by: DurtyBlondBaby
Never overestimate the power of blondes especally if there is more than one.
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2.7/5 (424 votes)

Submitted by: nerdisme53



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