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Category: Romance
Message: Love feels no burden,
thinks nothing of trouble,
attempts what is above its strength,
pleads no excuse of impossibility...
It is therefore able to undertake all things,
and it completes many things,
and warrants them to take effect,
where he who does not love would faint and lie down.
Love is watchful and sleeping, slumbereth not.
Though weary, it is not tired;
though pressed, it is not straitened;
though alarmed, it is not confounded...
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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run because shes got a grenade in her hand!!!!
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3.0/5 (375 votes)

Submitted by: maxsuarez
How do you kill a blonde... Tell her to catch a deep sea fish.
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2.6/5 (403 votes)

Submitted by: eathome912
We all have our blonde streaks but you used the whole bottle of dye!
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2.7/5 (418 votes)

Submitted by: freakycreedlvr08
Never overestimate the power of blondes especally if there is more than one.
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2.7/5 (424 votes)

Submitted by: nerdisme53
What is the smartest blonde? Let me think. Apparently not you, it must be the Golden Retriever.
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2.8/5 (435 votes)

Submitted by: DurtyBlondBaby
What do you do when you see a one-legged blonde? Stop laughing and reload.
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2.5/5 (462 votes)

Submitted by: TurtlesR117
Why did the blonde junp out the window?? She wanted to see how her maxi pad's wings worked!
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3.2/5 (479 votes)

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I'm not stupid but I'll admit that I'm blonde,
Just give me time ... hey look there's a bird.
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2.8/5 (511 votes)

Submitted by: iriedancer7
Just because you're blonde doesn't mean you have an excuse for being stupid. :-D
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2.5/5 (513 votes)

Submitted by: bobbt13
Im Blonde:
I probably don't even know I'm gone
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2.2/5 (526 votes)

Submitted by: Bigallyoop
I'm blonde and I'm out trying to prank call 911 but I can't find the 11 be back when I find it.
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3.2/5 (530 votes)

Submitted by: americnsocerchik
I just found out Slim Shady is Eminem!!!
I HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD....brb
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2.7/5 (555 votes)

Submitted by: GreenYoshi

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