Once there was a blonde a red head and a bernette who got stuck on a desserted island 10 miles away from land. One day the burmette said, "I can't take this anymore" and swam three miles then drowned. Then the red head said, "I can't take this anymore either" swam 5 miles then drowned. Then the blonde said "ummm ya me neither" swam 9 miles got tired and swam back.

Why did the blonde junp out the window?? She wanted to see how her maxi pad's wings worked!

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run because shes got a grenade in her hand!!!!