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Category: Idle
Message: Since everyone is saying that I put up bad away messages, I am not going to put one up. Instead, I am going to leave my computer on for at least 20 minutes everytime I am away. Beat that.
Submitted By: MichaelaLai

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I'm blonde whats your excuse?
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2.9/5 (881 votes)

Submitted by: dudeitssmiles
Just because you're blonde doesn't mean you have an excuse for being stupid. :-D
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2.5/5 (513 votes)

Submitted by: bobbt13
I once knew a blonde who thought a quarterback was a refund.
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3.3/5 (591 votes)

Submitted by: Michelle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. ... "He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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4.5/5 (3004 votes)

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How do you kill a blonde... Tell her to catch a deep sea fish.
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2.6/5 (403 votes)

Submitted by: eathome912
I just found out Slim Shady is Eminem!!!
I HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD....brb
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2.7/5 (555 votes)

Submitted by: GreenYoshi
What is the smartest blonde? Let me think. Apparently not you, it must be the Golden Retriever.
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2.8/5 (435 votes)

Submitted by: DurtyBlondBaby
What do you do when you see a one-legged blonde? Stop laughing and reload.
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2.5/5 (462 votes)

Submitted by: TurtlesR117
I'm out like a blonde in trig.
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2.0/5 (594 votes)

Submitted by: Ozzy
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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3.6/5 (876 votes)

Submitted by: Blondye Gurl
What happened to the blonde when she tried to blow up her ex husbands car?
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe!
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3.6/5 (726 votes)

Submitted by: bobishisgoodtome
I'm blonde and I'm out trying to prank call 911 but I can't find the 11 be back when I find it.
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3.2/5 (530 votes)

Submitted by: americnsocerchik

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