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Category: Thanksgiving
Message: Be thankful that you are not IM'ing me
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I'm blonde and I'm out trying to prank call 911 but I can't find the 11 be back when I find it.
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3.2/5 (530 votes)

Submitted by: americnsocerchik
Why did the blonde junp out the window?? She wanted to see how her maxi pad's wings worked!
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3.2/5 (479 votes)

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I once knew a blonde who thought a quarterback was a refund.
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3.3/5 (591 votes)

Submitted by: Michelle
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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3.6/5 (876 votes)

Submitted by: Blondye Gurl
What happened to the blonde when she tried to blow up her ex husbands car?
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe!
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3.6/5 (727 votes)

Submitted by: bobishisgoodtome
Blondes have more fun but at least brunettes can remember it the next day.
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3.7/5 (997 votes)

Submitted by: mad cow
There is a mirror that sucks in people that lie. A red hed walks up and says "I think I am the smartest girl in the world." and she gets sucked in. A brunette walks up and says "I think I am the prettiest girl in the whole world." and she gets sucked in. Then, a blonde walks up and says "I think...I think...AHHHHHH!!!!" and she gets sucked in.
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3.7/5 (991 votes)

Submitted by: blubbercheese8
There's a smart blonde, and Santa Claus ... they both jump off a bridge, which one made the biggest splash?

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neither .. because they both don't exist!
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3.7/5 (1357 votes)

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A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?"
"Why sure," said the manager, "I have a hanger you can use."
A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing, he heard another voice from a blonde inside the car. "No, no! A little to the left."
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3.8/5 (1128 votes)

Submitted by: ricetopher61
A blonde, brunette,and a redhead are hiding on a farm from the police. The brunette hides in the chicken pen, and when the cop goes by, she says "cluck cluck" with the chickens, and he goes by not noticing. The redhead hides in the pig pen, and when the cop goes by, she says "oink oink" and the cop doesn't notice. Now the dumb blonde goes and hides in a potatoe sack, and when the cop walks by, she says "potato potato!" and she's busted!
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3.8/5 (1111 votes)

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Once there was a blonde a red head and a bernette who got stuck on a desserted island 10 miles away from land. One day the burmette said, "I can't take this anymore" and swam three miles then drowned. Then the red head said, "I can't take this anymore either" swam 5 miles then drowned. Then the blonde said "ummm ya me neither" swam 9 miles got tired and swam back.
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3.8/5 (834 votes)

Submitted by: clairebear
There was 3 moms... 1 was brunette, 1 was a redhead and the other was a blonde. The redhead mom walks into her daughters room and finds a cigarette. She says "I didn't know my daughter smoked." The brunette walks into her daughters room and found a beer can. She say "I didn't know my daughter drank." The blonde walks into her daughters room and finds a condom. She says "I didn't know my daughter had a dick"
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4.0/5 (1695 votes)

Submitted by: Patty



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