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Category: Thanksgiving
Message: Last year, after watching too many corny TV shows, my mom asked all of us to say what we were thankful for. My father said he was thankful for his healthy family and his steady job, my little sister said she was thankful for her cat and her friends. I said I was thankful that they didn't cancel Must See TV just because it was Thanksgiving. Everyone laughed at me. Being a year older, I now realize that what I was supposed to do was lie.
Submitted By: a big secret

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I'm out like a blonde in trig.
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2.0/5 (594 votes)

Submitted by: Ozzy
Im Blonde:
I probably don't even know I'm gone
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2.2/5 (526 votes)

Submitted by: Bigallyoop
Just because you're blonde doesn't mean you have an excuse for being stupid. :-D
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2.5/5 (513 votes)

Submitted by: bobbt13
What do you do when you see a one-legged blonde? Stop laughing and reload.
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2.5/5 (462 votes)

Submitted by: TurtlesR117
How do you kill a blonde... Tell her to catch a deep sea fish.
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2.6/5 (403 votes)

Submitted by: eathome912
I just found out Slim Shady is Eminem!!!
I HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD....brb
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2.7/5 (555 votes)

Submitted by: GreenYoshi
We all have our blonde streaks but you used the whole bottle of dye!
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2.7/5 (418 votes)

Submitted by: freakycreedlvr08
Never overestimate the power of blondes especally if there is more than one.
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2.7/5 (424 votes)

Submitted by: nerdisme53
What is the smartest blonde? Let me think. Apparently not you, it must be the Golden Retriever.
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2.8/5 (435 votes)

Submitted by: DurtyBlondBaby
I'm not stupid but I'll admit that I'm blonde,
Just give me time ... hey look there's a bird.
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2.8/5 (511 votes)

Submitted by: iriedancer7
I'm blonde whats your excuse?
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2.9/5 (881 votes)

Submitted by: dudeitssmiles
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run because shes got a grenade in her hand!!!!
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3.0/5 (375 votes)

Submitted by: maxsuarez

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