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Message: Where is the smelliest wishing well in your house? The Toilet!!! brb
Submitted By: softballhun156

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I once knew a blonde who thought a quarterback was a refund.
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3.3/5 (591 votes)

Submitted by: Michelle
I'm blonde and I'm out trying to prank call 911 but I can't find the 11 be back when I find it.
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3.2/5 (530 votes)

Submitted by: americnsocerchik
Why did the blonde junp out the window?? She wanted to see how her maxi pad's wings worked!
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3.2/5 (479 votes)

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run because shes got a grenade in her hand!!!!
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3.0/5 (375 votes)

Submitted by: maxsuarez
I'm blonde whats your excuse?
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2.9/5 (881 votes)

Submitted by: dudeitssmiles
What is the smartest blonde? Let me think. Apparently not you, it must be the Golden Retriever.
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2.8/5 (435 votes)

Submitted by: DurtyBlondBaby
I'm not stupid but I'll admit that I'm blonde,
Just give me time ... hey look there's a bird.
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2.8/5 (511 votes)

Submitted by: iriedancer7
I just found out Slim Shady is Eminem!!!
I HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD....brb
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2.7/5 (555 votes)

Submitted by: GreenYoshi
We all have our blonde streaks but you used the whole bottle of dye!
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2.7/5 (418 votes)

Submitted by: freakycreedlvr08
Never overestimate the power of blondes especally if there is more than one.
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2.7/5 (424 votes)

Submitted by: nerdisme53
How do you kill a blonde... Tell her to catch a deep sea fish.
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2.6/5 (403 votes)

Submitted by: eathome912
Just because you're blonde doesn't mean you have an excuse for being stupid. :-D
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2.5/5 (513 votes)

Submitted by: bobbt13



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