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Category: Friendship
Message: You wrapped your arms around me, and said it'll be all right. You consoled me in my time of need and chased away my fright. You were my friend when I really needed you, and for that to you, I will always be true...
Submitted By: Vbgrl

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Nature called...HEY! How did it get my number? O well, brb!
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2.9/5 (29 votes)

Submitted by: justme
Could you please direct me to the used beer department? I have an oversized load to deliver!
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2.9/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: k9mixmasterjdog
I'm feeding the bathroom with Chocolate and Mellow Yellow.
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2.7/5 (27 votes)

Submitted by: Bplaynbball22
Everyone sh*ts. So yup, you guessed it. I'm taking a dump :-)
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1.9/5 (26 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Sorry I am currently downloading to the toilet.
  • Currently 2.60/5
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2.6/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: Z
If you are reading this then that means I have gone to a better place... yep I am on the toilet.
  • Currently 2.24/5
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2.2/5 (25 votes)

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Im in the crapper!!! bbl
  • Currently 2.44/5
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2.4/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: NellyzJellyBelli
pee (pe), v., peed, peeing, n. Slang. - v.i. 1. to urinate. -n. 2. urine. 3. the act of urinating. [ euphemism for piss] 4. the... You get the idea.
  • Currently 2.72/5
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2.7/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: volleybabe
Hi this is (your name here)'s bladder, if it weren't for me, (name) would still be here talking to you.
  • Currently 2.56/5
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2.6/5 (25 votes)

Submitted by: Preppy
Making an offering to the porcelin god. be back in like, 20 minutes.
  • Currently 2.88/5
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2.9/5 (24 votes)

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  • Currently 2.54/5
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2.5/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: pooper
I'm taking advantage of indoor plumbing, be back in 20 minutes.
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2.8/5 (24 votes)

Submitted by: benmanw10

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