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Nature called...HEY! How did it get my number? O well, brb!
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Submitted by: justme |
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Could you please direct me to the used beer department? I have an oversized load to deliver!
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Submitted by: k9mixmasterjdog |
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I'm feeding the bathroom with Chocolate and Mellow Yellow.
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Submitted by: Bplaynbball22 |
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Everyone sh*ts. So yup, you guessed it. I'm taking a dump :-)
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1.9/5 (26 votes)
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Submitted by: Z |
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Sorry I am currently downloading to the toilet.
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2.6/5 (25 votes)
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Submitted by: Z |
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If you are reading this then that means I have gone to a better place... yep I am on the toilet.
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Im in the crapper!!! bbl
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2.4/5 (25 votes)
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Submitted by: NellyzJellyBelli |
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pee (pe), v., peed, peeing, n. Slang. - v.i. 1. to urinate. -n. 2. urine. 3. the act of urinating. [ euphemism for piss] 4. the... You get the idea.
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Submitted by: volleybabe |
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Hi this is (your name here)'s bladder, if it weren't for me, (name) would still be here talking to you.
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Submitted by: Preppy |
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Making an offering to the porcelin god. be back in like, 20 minutes.
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2.9/5 (24 votes)
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Hfgewhfgsfbnyuk6jr yrnyth jb4th 6t3r tr3gf5r r3vgrftttttttr 43t 56j435gy34b 435gv4y3tg5y43 utyueruthevgtu54yyytrtrrim pooping so my typing is a little off
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2.5/5 (24 votes)
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Submitted by: pooper |
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I'm taking advantage of indoor plumbing, be back in 20 minutes.
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2.8/5 (24 votes)
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Submitted by: benmanw10 |
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