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Message: "If I had a laptop, I'd sit under the tree in your front yard and miss you"
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I am sorry I am not here right now but I got tired of the prairie dog poking his head in and out. Until further notice the prairie dog is still stuck.
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3.3/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: simeron585
Um.. My stomach hurts so I'm freeing the slaves.. leave one ;)
  • Currently 2.78/5
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2.8/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: J-TownSoccerTeam
The average person goes to the bathroom 6 times per day. This is one of those times.
  • Currently 3.66/5
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3.7/5 (74 votes)

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I'm puttin' the brown ball through the hoop.
  • Currently 3.15/5
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3.1/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: ads2xtreme
I'm taking advantage of indoor pluming! I'll be right back!
  • Currently 3.11/5
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3.1/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: TPerry814
HELP! I am trapped in the toilet,I fell in and can't get out!..HELLO.....HELLO......AHHHHHH I think someone is coming.
  • Currently 2.94/5
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2.9/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: cutie_cat237
SOMEONE BROKE THE TOILET! Running to 7/11
  • Currently 3.18/5
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3.2/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Lisa
Monkey CMonkey DewWell I don't CBut I go Dew
  • Currently 1.85/5
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1.8/5 (66 votes)

Submitted by: WhoMe5384
Giving the toilet some chocolate frosting and maybe a yellow drink!! be back when I can!!!
  • Currently 3.15/5
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3.2/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: Lissa123
Hey, I went to go potty, lol, but if you're one fine lookin' hottie, you stay here.
  • Currently 3.24/5
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3.2/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: pinkpanther3434
Well, I will be right back I am gonna go pay the water bill really quick like!
  • Currently 1.79/5
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1.8/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: robbietherobster
Man I need to lose weight I am ssssoooo fat that I weigh 556 pounds and I am 16 and a female .Isnít that sad but I know you want me donít worry I am going to the bathroom and will weight 95 pounds when I done!
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1.8/5 (53 votes)

Submitted by: jellybelly46307

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