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Message: Just because I've been online for a whole day doesn't mean I'm ADDICTED... my chair is just COMFY...
Submitted By: Kharlibabe

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Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go right now Gotta go Gotta Go......LOOKOUT SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!
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3.4/5 (116 votes)

Submitted by: iLuVvFrOgS
Nature is calling....and I'm answering!!
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3.3/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: californiakid819
Watching the fan go round and round and round and round and round and round and......uto I gotta hurl.
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1.7/5 (112 votes)

Submitted by: jparingo
"Hey! You aren't cool, unless you pee your pants!" ~Billy Madison
  • Currently 3.29/5
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3.3/5 (110 votes)

Submitted by: MiniDonkey04
Unlike my cell phone, nature doesn't have call waiting! I'll brb.
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3.7/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: sethos
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ
If your wondering where the P is it will be running down my leg if I don't get to the bathroom soon.
BRB
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4.1/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: hiphoppy
Making waves in the toilet.
  • Currently 3.03/5
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3.0/5 (93 votes)

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I'm in the Shower ...stop THINKIN of me Nakie...imma Go put something on....Awwwwww Stop laughing at what I'm wearing.
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1.8/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: SuNNysaM
Plop plop fiz fiz oh what a relief it is.
  • Currently 3.28/5
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3.3/5 (92 votes)

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Hey a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. and right now this girls gotta do-do...
  • Currently 3.29/5
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3.3/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: babygrl88719
I'm using the bathroom so leave me alone, if it's an emergency call me on the phone, if it's not just stay right there, hey quit looking it's rude to stare.
  • Currently 3.10/5
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3.1/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: hmann028
Since I sprinkle when I tinkle, I am being neat and wiping the seat.
  • Currently 3.31/5
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3.3/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: anonymous

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