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Message: Don't call me goddess, don't call me queen, just call me the cutest princess you've eva seen.
Submitted By: acrochic718

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I'm using the bathroom...well, actually I fell in, but what can you do about a toliet the size of a bath tub oh never mind it IS a bath tub! BRB
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2.6/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: No1
Sorry, I am gone dropping off some friends at the lake!
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2.7/5 (18 votes)

Submitted by: chickenhead
Nature's on the phone! Be back in a sec..maybe more..
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2.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Sassy40488
Brb, I gotta drop trou and squeze out a Cleavland steamer.
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2.6/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Jooby_2002
1,2,3,4 I'm going potty, so shut the door!!
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2.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: flagdancer669
Yo, emptying myself. I'll be back, much lighter.
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2.5/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: Toots
Wheres the bathroom? Third bush after the rock...let me give you a guess I am in the bathroom...brb
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2.6/5 (17 votes)

Submitted by: crossroads
Experts advise you to drink 64 ounces of water adn eat 3 square meals or 5-6 small meals a day. Unfortunately, there are some side effects to each of these. I am expiriencing one right now. BRB if I am expiriencing the side effect of water. BBL if I am expiriencing the side effect to food.
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3.1/5 (16 votes)

Submitted by: AlexTheBeautiful

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