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Message: Im out like a dude in a relationship when he finds out hes gonna be a father.
Submitted By: polofamilia36

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I'm prairie doggin' it. Be back in a few hours.
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2.9/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: cwg53grimm
I gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now, I gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!(use the bathroom)
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2.4/5 (21 votes)

Submitted by: ChiChiChiChiaLia
The notorious turtle head is a pokin'. Oh wait there he went.
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2.5/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: J
Sorry... Nature is calling and she's pretty long winded...
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2.7/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: BigMikeT629
I can't be at the pooter right now cause I'm in the bathroom on the pooper!
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2.8/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm taking a piss right now..but instead of taking it I think I'll leave it.BrB
  • Currently 2.55/5
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2.6/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: happyboi453
You Know How Jets Make Like A Jet And Jet...Well...I Have To Make Like A Dumptruck And...Ummm...You Get The Point...
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2.6/5 (20 votes)

Submitted by: CucumberMelon597
Out doing some consulting with my toilet right now.
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2.8/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I gotta pee like a race horse goin on it's 3rd lap!! be b/k in a jiffy!!
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2.1/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: dumbbrunette009
Omg I had way way too much coke and well, you can just guess the rest...
  • Currently 2.26/5
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2.3/5 (19 votes)

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Takin' a Sh*t be back in an hour!
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2.5/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: UvulaJoe87
Gotta pee.... Be back in three!
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2.2/5 (19 votes)

Submitted by: dolphingirl

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