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Message: "I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. "
-Michael Jordan
Submitted By: Sarah Evans

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I'm on the toilet, pretending to be a fighter pilot dropping bombs into the ocean.
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4.1/5 (2598 votes)

Submitted by: RZKB26
O0o0o who lives in a pineapple under the sea?........Spongebob SquarepantsWho left their computer because they had to pee? ...........(your name)
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4.0/5 (2111 votes)

Submitted by: joshlover
Dont you hate it when you flush...and that 1 lil pebble of crap comes back up!...WHAT DOES THAT LIL PEBBLE CRAP WANT?
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3.8/5 (1141 votes)

Submitted by: seattledon19
Happiness is like peeing your pants.Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
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4.1/5 (1013 votes)

Submitted by: fLaMiNgPixiE4
My butt and the toilet are having a serious conversation
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4.0/5 (764 votes)

Submitted by: caitlin
Doctors say that it is good for us to drink 8-10 glasses of water a day. Unfortunately it has its consequences. brb
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3.9/5 (730 votes)

Submitted by: Madyo1990
Oompa looma doobiti doo... Here'z another riddle for u... What do you get when you bother me? This message saying I had to go pee.
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3.7/5 (677 votes)

Submitted by: boobiez8569
Arty Farty had a party,all the farts were there.Tootie Frutty dropped a beauty and they all went out for air!!
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3.8/5 (601 votes)

Submitted by: goddessgurl505
You have to hold it, because I can't any longer.
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3.6/5 (457 votes)

Submitted by: ME
ABCDEFG All my turds are chasin me.One is small,one is fat,one got eaten by my cat.ABCDEFG A ll my turds are chasin me.
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3.5/5 (433 votes)

Submitted by: godessgurl505
If your happy and you know it crap your pants.....oops I meant clap your hands!
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3.5/5 (398 votes)

Submitted by: cwg53grimm
Feeding the toilet some chocolate...
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3.4/5 (346 votes)

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