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I'm on the toilet, pretending to be a fighter pilot dropping bombs into the ocean.
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Submitted by: RZKB26 |
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O0o0o who lives in a pineapple under the sea?........Spongebob SquarepantsWho left their computer because they had to pee? ...........(your name)
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4.0/5 (2111 votes)
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Submitted by: joshlover |
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Dont you hate it when you flush...and that 1 lil pebble of crap comes back up!...WHAT DOES THAT LIL PEBBLE CRAP WANT?
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3.8/5 (1142 votes)
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Submitted by: seattledon19 |
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Happiness is like peeing your pants.Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
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4.1/5 (1013 votes)
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Submitted by: fLaMiNgPixiE4 |
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My butt and the toilet are having a serious conversation
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4.0/5 (764 votes)
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Submitted by: caitlin |
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Doctors say that it is good for us to drink 8-10 glasses of water a day. Unfortunately it has its consequences. brb
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3.9/5 (730 votes)
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Submitted by: Madyo1990 |
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Oompa looma doobiti doo... Here'z another riddle for u... What do you get when you bother me? This message saying I had to go pee.
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3.7/5 (677 votes)
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Submitted by: boobiez8569 |
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Arty Farty had a party,all the farts were there.Tootie Frutty dropped a beauty and they all went out for air!!
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3.8/5 (601 votes)
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Submitted by: goddessgurl505 |
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You have to hold it, because I can't any longer.
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3.6/5 (457 votes)
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Submitted by: ME |
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ABCDEFG All my turds are chasin me.One is small,one is fat,one got eaten by my cat.ABCDEFG A ll my turds are chasin me.
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3.5/5 (433 votes)
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Submitted by: godessgurl505 |
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If your happy and you know it crap your pants.....oops I meant clap your hands!
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3.5/5 (398 votes)
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Submitted by: cwg53grimm |
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Feeding the toilet some chocolate...
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3.4/5 (346 votes)
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