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I'll give you one guess about what I'm doing. It involves a #1 and or #2.
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3.2/5 (51 votes)
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Submitted by: Tigerlillies85 |
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When your eyes start to water, I think that your bladder is trying to tell you something.
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3.1/5 (47 votes)
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Submitted by: Chatterbox |
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I am currently jousting with sir port-a-john... be back later.
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3.3/5 (47 votes)
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Submitted by: yo momma |
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Ever see that movie where the alien breaks through that guys chest? Well that just happened to me...but in my pants
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2.7/5 (45 votes)
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Submitted by: jayjobo |
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Hey right now I'm acting like a dump truck because I'm taking a load off so I'll be back after I'm done takin a dump...brb...:-D
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2.9/5 (44 votes)
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Submitted by: lilstarbaby1205 |
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One turd, two turd, red turd, blue turd!!!! (To Cat in the Hat)
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3.0/5 (44 votes)
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Submitted by: Lim |
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I've got a booty call...from the toilet, if you know what I mean.
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3.0/5 (41 votes)
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Submitted by: BasketBallJoneX |
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Umm.. hello.. can somebody please help me.. HELLO!! I'm stuck in the toilet.. PLEASE, somebody.. Um.. okay I think someone is coming!!! HELPPPP!!!
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1.9/5 (41 votes)
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Submitted by: SmSBOO128 |
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Launching a rocketship is like taking a crap, the rocket flies into space, then gets sucked in by a black hole.
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3.3/5 (41 votes)
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Submitted by: walawala37 |
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I am not here and I have gone to a better place... yep... I'm on the toilet!!
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3.2/5 (40 votes)
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Submitted by: Qtpie134863 |
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1,2,3, I'm Going Pee So DON'T FRICKING DISTURB ME!!!
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3.0/5 (40 votes)
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Submitted by: Jordan Hanson |
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*DING DONG*..... Nature calling.
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2.1/5 (39 votes)
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